By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML
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TheEmoPrepGirl 0

Ouch! Dump her and get on with your life!

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bioclock 0

I hope you knocked on your neighbor's door and dumped the bitch right then and there.

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pinguino3669_fml 23

That's really sad I'm so sorry :'( at least technology let you know the truth about them!

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poppet91 4

Shame man! thats bullshit!

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RKD 23

It's the horse that just KILLS me! Didn't spot that at first!

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rigley06 12

Get a gun and pop a few caps through the wall

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lalaney 14

So, you hear people banging and it gives you an urge to eat? My guess is that you're not servicing your girl often enough, and she's looking to get her needs met elsewhere.

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