cricketsins
Smyrna, United States
Today, I was escorted out of a grocery store for beating my boyfriend with a block of cheese. FML
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cricketsins 36
Let me give some details before the blasting gets too bad: "beating" was an exaggeration. I was not literally bludgeoning him with a block of cheese. I'm sure that somewhere, someone has done this. That person was not me. It all started because he and I were picking up a few items and he just *happened* to lead me to the cheese aisle in the deli. I love cheese; he knows this and was teasing me. So, one poke led to a pinch, and all of a sudden my cheese-rage took hold and I was swatting him with a block of cheese. It was all in good fun. We are always joking and wrestling around. While we have both seriously hurt one another while wrestling, it's always an accident.
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Tdrizzzzzly 19
Excuse me, ma'am, no--please stop hitting him with the chee--ma'am, plea--o-okay it's time for you two to go
Harpy20 24
Care to explain why?
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Comments (265)
dane18 12
**** that shit, get back in there and kick his ass with a watermelon
bikergirl93 18
sounds like he probs deserved it
Thr33to16 8
YDI. No pity for the stupid
natywantspeace 7
Being violent is cheesy mmmk?
jonahwalzer 12
Hmmmmm, seems cheesy to me
thegreycat_fml 12
What the **** is wrong with you?
awilliams44 9
Guys these days....
sabrinalynn22 19
Well I'm sure there's better ways for cheese to be used.
furubafan74 18
YDI it for beating your boyfriend, since even you admit that you were in a "cheese-rage". Which is one of the stupidest things I have ever heard in your life. If you were beating someone with food in my store, I would have had the cops come, then you could explain your "playful cheese-rage" and why you were damaging store property to them.
Curlytwirly22 17
Beat whoever kicked you out with the same block then