cricketsins
Smyrna, United States
Today, I was escorted out of a grocery store for beating my boyfriend with a block of cheese. FML
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cricketsins 36
Let me give some details before the blasting gets too bad: "beating" was an exaggeration. I was not literally bludgeoning him with a block of cheese. I'm sure that somewhere, someone has done this. That person was not me. It all started because he and I were picking up a few items and he just *happened* to lead me to the cheese aisle in the deli. I love cheese; he knows this and was teasing me. So, one poke led to a pinch, and all of a sudden my cheese-rage took hold and I was swatting him with a block of cheese. It was all in good fun. We are always joking and wrestling around. While we have both seriously hurt one another while wrestling, it's always an accident.
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Tdrizzzzzly 19
Excuse me, ma'am, no--please stop hitting him with the chee--ma'am, plea--o-okay it's time for you two to go
Harpy20 24
Care to explain why?
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Comments (265)
perdix 31
That's no Gouda! Don't let him String you along -- he Feta rage while Jacked up on Bleu Sky.
xzinnayaaaax 10
someone just put this in the Moderation. only They were the ones who escorted you out.
wolfman2123 13
"We've got a hoemaniac on isle three" "I repeat we have a hoemaniac on isle three" "George please get over there and handle it"
ufuqinkiddin 5
YDI! That's the cheesiest way of beating someone!
Folly_fml 12
You deserved it.
Twisted_Angel 17
screw whips and chains, cheese is the way to go! and afterwards you have a snack, granted you don't open it and shove it places.
bhai33 9
Thats f his life not yours
Saikon1357 25
Dear diary, today OP was an abusive ****.
littlexlune 16
Why the ****.
rainbow0220 2
The people of WalMart. Dear me.