Miscellaneous: Today, I was escorted out of a grocery store for beating my boyfriend...

cricketsins 8 November 2013, 03:33 Smyrna, United States

Today, I was escorted out of a grocery store for beating my boyfriend with a block of cheese. FML

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8 November 2013, 10:15

Let me give some details before the blasting gets too bad: "beating" was an exaggeration. I was not literally bludgeoning him with a block of cheese. I'm sure that somewhere, someone has done this. That person was not me. It all started because he and I were picking up a few items and he just *happened* to lead me to the cheese aisle in the deli. I love cheese; he knows this and was teasing me. So, one poke led to a pinch, and all of a sudden my cheese-rage took hold and I was swatting him with a block of cheese. It was all in good fun. We are always joking and wrestling around. While we have both seriously hurt one another while wrestling, it's always an accident.

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Tdrizzzzzly 19

8 November 2013, 09:47

Excuse me, ma'am, no--please stop hitting him with the chee--ma'am, plea--o-okay it's time for you two to go

Harpy20 24

8 November 2013, 09:48

Care to explain why?

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blackonblight 33

9 November 2013, 11:39

Ok, I can't be the only one craving cheese after reading the whole thing, follow up and all. It wasn't cheese-based-weapon abuse, it was goofing off taken beyond store appropriate actions. So blame not the cheese! ...when was the last time I ate a meal...