cricketsins
Smyrna, United States
Today, I was escorted out of a grocery store for beating my boyfriend with a block of cheese. FML
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cricketsins 36
Let me give some details before the blasting gets too bad: "beating" was an exaggeration. I was not literally bludgeoning him with a block of cheese. I'm sure that somewhere, someone has done this. That person was not me. It all started because he and I were picking up a few items and he just *happened* to lead me to the cheese aisle in the deli. I love cheese; he knows this and was teasing me. So, one poke led to a pinch, and all of a sudden my cheese-rage took hold and I was swatting him with a block of cheese. It was all in good fun. We are always joking and wrestling around. While we have both seriously hurt one another while wrestling, it's always an accident.
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Tdrizzzzzly 19
Excuse me, ma'am, no--please stop hitting him with the chee--ma'am, plea--o-okay it's time for you two to go
Harpy20 24
Care to explain why?
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Comments (265)
Simoneaux17 11
But of course, they'll assume he's the aggressor-because he's a male.
connectinqqvvifi 5
Calm your **** #60
sarzar 6
i feel sorry for who bought the cheese
fabricatedego 5
OP my wife and I play around like that too so I totally feel ya lol
Coltrain1223 8
Noob. Cheese is so OP
lolli_12 6
This one my fav FML stories.
Ugi 27
I feel sorry for the cheese.
darkfireflame 15
Its never Gouda to beat someone with cheese, no matter who started it.
fictionaldiary 11
Maybe you should have tried... I don't know... not beating your boyfriend with a block of cheese? That's actually a good reason to kick someone out of a store. YDI you crazy bitch.
WholeWheatBread 9
Would make since if he was lactose intolerant. Still, YDI