cricketsins
Smyrna, United States
Today, I was escorted out of a grocery store for beating my boyfriend with a block of cheese. FML
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cricketsins 36
Let me give some details before the blasting gets too bad: "beating" was an exaggeration. I was not literally bludgeoning him with a block of cheese. I'm sure that somewhere, someone has done this. That person was not me. It all started because he and I were picking up a few items and he just *happened* to lead me to the cheese aisle in the deli. I love cheese; he knows this and was teasing me. So, one poke led to a pinch, and all of a sudden my cheese-rage took hold and I was swatting him with a block of cheese. It was all in good fun. We are always joking and wrestling around. While we have both seriously hurt one another while wrestling, it's always an accident.
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Tdrizzzzzly 19
Excuse me, ma'am, no--please stop hitting him with the chee--ma'am, plea--o-okay it's time for you two to go
Harpy20 24
Care to explain why?
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Comments (265)
bobo_the_bear 5
Why do some women think it is OK for them hit a man?
doglover100 29
Why were you hitting him with cheese?
shinikageWolf 15
Clean up on aisle 12, blood stains and cheese everywhere.
Mdhughey 7
I wonder why he didn't beat you with a jug of milk since you like using dairy so much
JM71195 9
he probably wouldn't have missed if she used jugs of her own
notsofriendly 17
Beaten by a cheese. Classy.
Kristoffer 35
CHEESE FOR EVERYONE! Wait, scratch that, cheese for no one.
middlenamefrank 8
If he deserved beating, couldn't you have found a better weapon than a block of cheese? No big cans of tomato juice handy or anything?
brando1983 9
Damn girl, that's pretty ghetto.
amulya 14
And you expect sympathy because?
GLaDOS8899 14
Care to read the Follow-Up?
embarass 14
I don't think they want sympathy, they're just trying to share their situation on here like everyone else. That's all.
Dboyinaz 4
I swear, these fmls just keep getting cheesier