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By Why me - 02/04/2016 05:44 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I was enjoying an evening on the beach and drew a large, elaborate drawing in the sand. As I left a couple approached the drawing and I watched to see their reaction. I knew the drawing would only last until the tide came but I didn't expect a thirty year old man to drag his feet all over.FML

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