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Today, I was eating a hotdog. My huge Siberian Husky, upon becoming aware of this, jumped up on me. He forced his tongue into my mouth and ate the food I was in the middle of eating. FML

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I probably should have stated in the OP that I've only had my dog for 2 months, and upon receiving him, he was immediately signed up for obedience training. In fact, he graduated last Monday.

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YDI for eating that hot dog so seductively.

Never buy flavored xondomns and go near that dog

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Comments (294)

SerenaChaos805 0

lol what?

ilovewhoppers 0

yah hahhahaha I've beeening polpar

SerenaChaos805 0

why in the f*cking world would you put cheese on everything?

haha as much as people be hating on snickerdoddle i like readin her comments....they always end up being interestering

ilovewhoppers 0

I TOTALLY aGREE WITH 44 and45 I think thoseare the numbs

YDI for having no disciplin on the dog. I hate reckless dog owners.

ilovewhoppers 0

BECAUSE!!!!!!!...... cheese is good

ilovewhoppers 0

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YDI for eating anything meaty and delicious in front of your large, ill-trained dog. teach greedy pooch a lesson by heating up dog food, smothering it with hot sauce and putting it in your mouth like its delicious. your dog will think its yummy people-food, go for it and get a huge, lingering surprise. ^_=

Kinda would suck for OP to have to eat it first though xD