Today, I was driving my family home, when my 7 year old son had to pee. Having long since passed any rest stops, I made him use a bottle. Once he was done, he grenaded the bottle out the window, hitting someone's windshield dead on. FML
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To everyone asking, how could I have possibly prepared for this? I can't just teach my son not to through pee bottles and other things out the window. That will give him ideas... But rest assured, no more "grenades" will be tossed :)
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futuremarine5 4
pee gernade!!
perdix 31
I'll bet the other driver was pissed!
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cowboyslife 14
I love you're kid ??
archimedes200 8
Jarate
Daggerfell 11
Fire in the hole!!!
CantTouchThat 29
Today, I was driving on the highway when some asshole through a bottle full of piss at my windshield causing me to skid and possibly crash. Didn't even stop to notice. FML.
randybryant799 21
Why didn't you just pull over and let him pee outside?