Transportation: Today, I was driving my car and I thought the construction guy...

By Susan - 23/08/2009 17:08 - United States

Today, I was driving my car and I thought the construction guy was flirting and waving at me. So I drove by him, waving back, then I hit an oil spill and my car ended up spinning out of control. He was trying to direct me away from the oil spill. FML

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Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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kyle_kbo20 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 23:03

YDI for thinking your all that, and that everyone wants to flirt with you

luxornv 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 23:22

Unless he was thrusting in the direction you should have went, he's not flirting with you. Stop flattering yourself.

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Chazza3000 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 0:34

Jesus, everyone needs to calm down. It doesn't make her conceited or a bitch or self centered, everyone enjoys attention every now and then, maybe if there wasn't an oil spill he would of waved anyway, none of you know what she looks like, back off and stop getting so fired up about something that is supposed to be a light-hearted website

turbogirl 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 7:08

So you're saying for a light-hearted website we're not allowed to laugh at people who are truly stupid? I bet you've never seen an oil spill. It's not exactly hard to miss.

DameGreyWulf 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 11:11

"everyone enjoys attention every now and then" First of all, no. Second of all, there's a difference between enjoying deserved attention (you got an award, etc) and just ASSUMING someone is giving you sexualized attention and trying to "enjoy" it by acting the fool by ignoring the road.

turbogirl 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 7:11

You stupid, stupid self absorbed idiot. A) who honestly wants to be flirted with by a construction worker? and B) like **** you couldn't see the oil spill. You definitely deserved it. I hope you completely humiliated yourself and come down off your high horse thinking you're so good.

Bored_usually 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 7:38

What are you driving? Does it have racing slicks on it and like 500+hp? Was the oil spill like a whole drum (55 gallons) this just sounds really fake, you can drive through oil fine unless trying to turn or just pushing too much power to the drive wheels...WHATEVER!!! >:[