Today, I was driving my car and I thought the construction guy was flirting and waving at me. So I drove by him, waving back, then I hit an oil spill and my car ended up spinning out of control. He was trying to direct me away from the oil spill. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house. It was dark and downpouring so I couldn't see as I was backing out of his driveway. I made it out, but then my phone went off, scaring me, and I accidentally hit the gas pedal, hitting his neighbor's parked car. Turns out he called to warn me to watch out for it. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, while I was driving, I saw my driving instructor from high school walking on the sidewalk. As I waved to him, I rear-ended the car in front of me. Guess I really showed him how much I learned from him. FML
Today, I was driving when the light in front of me turned yellow and I didn't know what to do, so I braked and ended up halfway in the intersection, blocking the turn lane. A guy who was turning slammed on his brakes and started beeping and yelling. I panicked, hit the gas, ran off the road into a drainage pond, and cried. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, I forgot to take my wallet off the roof of my car and drove away, onto the highway. A man behind me began flashing his lights and waving his arms. I thought he was freaking out because I cut him off. I flipped him off. He was trying to tell me that all my money was flying down the road. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
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kyle_kbo20 0
YDI for thinking your all that, and that everyone wants to flirt with you
luxornv 0
Unless he was thrusting in the direction you should have went, he's not flirting with you. Stop flattering yourself.
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Chazza3000 0
Jesus, everyone needs to calm down. It doesn't make her conceited or a bitch or self centered, everyone enjoys attention every now and then, maybe if there wasn't an oil spill he would of waved anyway, none of you know what she looks like, back off and stop getting so fired up about something that is supposed to be a light-hearted website
turbogirl 0
So you're saying for a light-hearted website we're not allowed to laugh at people who are truly stupid? I bet you've never seen an oil spill. It's not exactly hard to miss.
DameGreyWulf 1
"everyone enjoys attention every now and then" First of all, no. Second of all, there's a difference between enjoying deserved attention (you got an award, etc) and just ASSUMING someone is giving you sexualized attention and trying to "enjoy" it by acting the fool by ignoring the road.
turbogirl 0
You stupid, stupid self absorbed idiot. A) who honestly wants to be flirted with by a construction worker? and B) like **** you couldn't see the oil spill. You definitely deserved it. I hope you completely humiliated yourself and come down off your high horse thinking you're so good.
Bored_usually 0
What are you driving? Does it have racing slicks on it and like 500+hp? Was the oil spill like a whole drum (55 gallons) this just sounds really fake, you can drive through oil fine unless trying to turn or just pushing too much power to the drive wheels...WHATEVER!!! >:[
god_must_hate_uz 0
ahhahahhaha im srry but hun u gotta b stupid to think that he would flirt wit u
whatever2304 0
You deserve this so much it isn't even funny. Shame on you for having such a big ego and stereotyping construction workers.
blackcatcutie 0
YDI for thinking he was flirting with you....the instant you said "I thought he was flirting with me" I immediately pressed YDI
cakezorz 0
what are you doing out of the kitchen?!
Here_Please 0
It's these insightful stories that really don't help out the whole "women are excellent driver's" claim...
girlygirl5683 0
that's something I would probably do Hahahaha! you are definitely not alone