Today, I was driving behind a UPS truck. All of a sudden his back door opens up exposing some boxes ready to fall out. Like a good driver I speed up to drive beside him to tell him. He thought I was trying to cut him off so he accelerated. A box flies out and dents my windshield. FML
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Today, on my way home, a truck driver was speeding next to me and as he passed I saw his truck was the kind that takes livestock to be butchered. I was thinking that I didn’t look to see if there were animals in there. Suddenly, brown items hit my windshield. Yes, it didn’t "hit the fan," it hit my car. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML
Today, I was stopped behind a pickup truck filled with junk. I told my friend that the person should have secured the junk better, since it looked like it would fall off any minute. My friend assured me it wouldn't. Right after she said that, a large piece of plywood fell off and hit my windshield. FML
Today, I was loading a very large box into my hatchback. I was really struggling, and a few people walked by and laughed. Then a car pulled up and waited for the spot. There isn't a spring to hold my trunk open, so it slammed onto my head. Twice. The car honked for me to hurry up. FML
Today, I was driving in my very own car that I bought and paid for myself, when I stopped at a stop light. Then I noticed the truck in front of me turn on his reverse lights. I honked desperately. He hits me, looks out the window and says, "I see no damage" and drives away. FML
Today, I was driving behind a tall truck when it drove through some overhanging branches. Suddenly, a huge branch fell on top of my car, leaving it scratched all over and with several dents in the roof. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I heard a loud crash immediately followed by the sound of wind and shifting glass over my head. My sunroof exploded for no perceptible reason 5 days before Christmas. FML
Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML
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Top comments
DisturbedDriver 0
I know some are going to either say "Mind your own business, YDI" or "Sorry to hear about that." I think it was actually nice of you to do what you felt was right. In a normal situation the UPS driver's irresponsibility would've exposed other drivers to potential hazards. Since most of us don't have UPS customer service on speed-dial, there's not much else you could've really done to help. BTW: I won't say "first" like the other losers out there who claim that they do this mainly because they've never been first at anything in life (No joke, one guy said that and caused others in the comments to admit his comment was more FML than the OP's).
bamhm182 0
How does one go about denting a windshield??? Seriously though, that sucks. FYL.
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Comments (178)
angel03260 0
Does everything that falls off a truck automatically have to go straight? No.. the box could have very well hit the windshield
GriefBacon 0
A metal windshield?
vag_fml 0
seriously, you're a bad liar. if you were beside him, this would not have happened. as in, the box flew sideways? second, it didn't happen because a box can't "dent" a windshield. you just lack creativity yo.
skierguy 0
A. If you were beside the truck, how could a box possibly have hit you, and B. how exactly does a windshield get dented?
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Typical UPS crap. (Sorry, I know they're great in some areas, but it's not the case everywhere. I got really bad service from them before, and am not surprised. Jerk driver doesn't bothers to close the door right and loses packages on top of messing up the car of the guy trying to help.)
L0L_Sarah 0
i bet the guy in the ups truck tried to submit the same story to fml
kbhawkman 0
Can I have your dented windsheild? I have never seen a dented one before yet even owned one. Are you lying and just trying to be funny?
TotallyBrit 0
Is your wind shield made out of see through plastic? o_0
RuralNinja 0
The way I see it, you would have been hit by a box regardless, and at least you're not on tab for fixing it.
alewiina 0
lmao. #4 ftw. Well worded. xD