Love: Today, I was conversing with my crush and I was getting a soda... - FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2017 09:50 - United States

Today, I was conversing with my crush and I was getting a soda from a vending machine and was not paying attention to what I was doing. I selected a coke from the machine and leaned my head down near the opening. Something went wrong and the soda flew at my face and knocked me out. FML

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GhostFox 33

Thursday 2 March 2017 10:50

Now this is a case where a lawsuit would make some sense, because hat sounds like a machine defect that should have been caught, the machine being VERY poorly maintained, or both. And head injuries that knock you out almost always have lasting impacts.

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GhostFox 33

Thursday 2 March 2017 10:50

Now this is a case where a lawsuit would make some sense, because hat sounds like a machine defect that should have been caught, the machine being VERY poorly maintained, or both. And head injuries that knock you out almost always have lasting impacts.

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