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By Bok_Choi - 21/05/2016 13:21 - Australia - Strathfield

Today, I was caught by a red light camera for turning at the red light. I guess no-one can explain the sign with "Left turn on permitted after stopping." FML

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KyoshiroT 32

Sunday 22 May 2016 8:49

Can't you sue the city for a invalid sign like that?

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Monday 23 May 2016 7:16

I'm from NSW too. Just take a picture of the intersection with the sign, contest the fine through the state debt recovery office and send the picture along as evidence, if they have anyone there with half a brain, the fine will be overturned. You can do it all online these days and in fact the red light camera pictures, which you can view, probably show the sign too. I've got some experience with idiot red light cameras.

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KyoshiroT 32

Sunday 22 May 2016 8:49

Can't you sue the city for a invalid sign like that?

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 23 May 2016 7:16

I'm from NSW too. Just take a picture of the intersection with the sign, contest the fine through the state debt recovery office and send the picture along as evidence, if they have anyone there with half a brain, the fine will be overturned. You can do it all online these days and in fact the red light camera pictures, which you can view, probably show the sign too. I've got some experience with idiot red light cameras.

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