Today, I was cashiering at a grocery store when an elderly woman came through my line buying prune juice. She then whispered to me that last time she bought it, she "blew up her toilet". FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML
Today, at my supermarket job, I told an elderly woman that we no longer sell her favorite juice due to supply chain issues. She got so upset that she peed on the floor. I had to clean it up. I don’t get paid enough for this. FML
Today, I've been sneezing and coughing and not feeling well, so I decided to go to the grocery store to get some bone broth and some orange juice. Shortly after grabbing the orange juice, I felt like I had to pass gas, except it wasn't gas, it was diarrhea. At 35 years-old I pooped my pants in the grocery store. FML
Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML
Today, I went grocery shopping with my 4-year-old after having some major bathroom issues. As I walked over to get bananas, she yelled out in the middle of the produce section, "DO YOU STILL HAVE DIARRHEA MOMMY?!" FML
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML
Today, I went shopping with my mother. I needed to use the toilet, so entered a restaurant. After I left the toilet, my mother, who was near the restaurant's entrance, called out and asked, "Did you flush it?" Everyone heard her. And I'm 22 years old. FML
Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
SweetestSin 4
She totally needs to be the prune juice spokeswoman
Cannon75 0
Hahaha, that's awesome. Go, Granny!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (66)
hotissue 0
her way of losing weight
sexyman64 0
There's an awful lot of old ladys whispering weird stuff to cashiers. Mabey it's just coincidence.
The_Unspool 0
I was just thinking that...
Bunneh18 0
Old women gets lonely. :]
Nightfallz 0
how is this a fml again?
PleaseSayTheBaby 0
Don’t let erection problems keep you from a more satisfying sexual experience. Learn about a condition called erectile dysfunction (ED), and how you can treat it. What is erectile dysfunction? ED is when a man has difficulty getting or maintaining an erection long enough for sex. It happens when not enough blood flows to the penis. ED isn’t the same for all men. Some men aren’t able to get an erection at all. Others can get one, but it’s not hard enough for sex. And others get a hard erection but lose it before or during sex. ED is a medical condition. So in most cases, erections will not improve without treatment. Many men avoid discussing ED. In fact, they often wait more than a year before talking to their doctor. But once they’ve had the discussion, most guys say they feel relieved to have finally done something about it. Don’t let erection problems keep you from a more satisfying sexual experience. Learn about a condition called erectile dysfunction (ED), and how you can treat it. What is erectile dysfunction? ED is when a man has difficulty getting or maintaining an erection long enough for sex. It happens when not enough blood flows to the penis. ED isn’t the same for all men. Some men aren’t able to get an erection at all. Others can get one, but it’s not hard enough for sex. And others get a hard erection but lose it before or during sex. ED is a medical condition. So in most cases, erections will not improve without treatment. Many men avoid discussing ED. In fact, they often wait more than a year before talking to their doctor. But once they’ve had the discussion, most guys say they feel relieved to have finally done something about it. Don’t let erection problems keep you from a more satisfying sexual experience. Learn about a condition called erectile dysfunction (ED), and how you can treat it. What is erectile dysfunction? ED is when a man has difficulty getting or maintaining an erection long enough for sex. It happens when not enough blood flows to the penis. ED isn’t the same for all men. Some men aren’t able to get an erection at all. Others can get one, but it’s not hard enough for sex. And others get a hard erection but lose it before or during sex. ED is a medical condition. So in most cases, erections will not improve without treatment. Many men avoid discussing ED. In fact, they often wait more than a year before talking to their doctor. But once they’ve had the discussion, most guys say they feel relieved to have finally done something about it. Don’t let erection problems keep you from a more satisfying sexual experience. Learn about a condition called erectile dysfunction (ED), and how you can treat it. What is erectile dysfunction? ED is when a man has difficulty getting or maintaining an erection long enough for sex. It happens when not enough blood flows to the penis. ED isn’t the same for all men. Some men aren’t able to get an erection at all. Others can get one, but it’s not hard enough for sex. And others get a hard erection but lose it before or during sex. ED is a medical condition. So in most cases, erections will not improve without treatment. Many men avoid discussing ED. In fact, they often wait more than a year before talking to their doctor. But once they’ve had the discussion, most guys say they feel relieved to have finally done something about it. Don’t let erection problems keep you from a more satisfying sexual experience. Learn about a condition called erectile dysfunction (ED), and how you can treat it. What is erectile dysfunction? ED is when a man has difficulty getting or maintaining an erection long enough for sex. It happens when not enough blood flows to the penis. ED isn’t the same for all men. Some men aren’t able to get an erection at all. Others can get one, but it’s not hard enough for sex. And others get a hard erection but lose it before or during sex. ED is a medical condition. So in most cases, erections will not improve without treatment. Many men avoid discussing ED. In fact, they often wait more than a year before talking to their doctor. But once they’ve had the discussion, most guys say they feel relieved to have finally done something about it. Don’t let erection problems keep you from a more satisfying sexual experience. Learn about a condition called erectile dysfunction (ED), and how you can treat it. What is erectile dysfunction? ED is when a man has difficulty getting or maintaining an erection long enough for sex. It happens when not enough blood flows to the penis. ED isn’t the same for all men. Some men aren’t able to get an erection at all. Others can get one, but it’s not hard enough for sex. And others get a hard erection but lose it before or during sex. ED is a medical condition. So in most cases, erections will not improve without treatment. Many men avoid discussing ED. In fact, they often wait more than a year before talking to their doctor. But once they’ve had the discussion, most guys say they feel relieved to have finally done something about it. Don’t let erection problems keep you from a more satisfying sexual experience. Learn about a condition called erectile dysfunction (ED), and how you can treat it. What is erectile dysfunction? ED is when a man has difficulty getting or maintaining an erection long enough for sex. It happens when not enough blood flows to the penis. ED isn’t the same for all men. Some men aren’t able to get an erection at all. Others can get one, but it’s not hard enough for sex. And others get a hard erection but lose it before or during sex. ED is a medical condition. So in most cases, erections will not improve without treatment. Many men avoid discussing ED. In fact, they often wait more than a year before talking to their doctor. But once they’ve had the discussion, most guys say they feel relieved to have finally done something about it. Don’t let erection problems keep you from a more satisfying sexual experience. Learn about a condition called erectile dysfunction (ED), and how you can treat it. What is erectile dysfunction? ED is when a man has difficulty getting or maintaining an erection long enough for sex. It happens when not enough blood flows to the penis. ED isn’t the same for all men. Some men aren’t able to get an erection at all. Others can get one, but it’s not hard enough for sex. And others get a hard erection but lose it before or during sex. ED is a medical condition. So in most cases, erections will not improve without treatment. Many men avoid discussing ED. In fact, they often wait more than a year before talking to their doctor. But once they’ve had the discussion, most guys say they feel relieved to have finally done something about it. Don’t let erection problems keep you from a more satisfying sexual experience. Learn about a condition called erectile dysfunction (ED), and how you can treat it. What is erectile dysfunction? ED is when a man has difficulty getting or maintaining an erection long enough for sex. It happens when not enough blood flows to the penis. ED isn’t the same for all men. Some men aren’t able to get an erection at all. Others can get one, but it’s not hard enough for sex. And others get a hard erection but lose it before or during sex. ED is a medical condition. So in most cases, erections will not improve without treatment. Many men avoid discussing ED. In fact, they often wait more than a year before talking to their doctor. But once they’ve had the discussion, most guys say they feel relieved to have finally done something about it.
jardinteylor 0
the ****?
hbgoddard 0
SOMEONE MODERATE THIS ASSHOLE SPAMMER!
pneumoniaman 0
F the toilet's life...
qwerty123456789 0
Why is it that old people somehow lose their ability to filter their thoughts and avoid talking about disgusting or inappropriate things?
SmokinGuns 13
Because they've seen and done things. A little talk about poop isn't the end of the world to them.
JRSpaniel 0
Ew, TMI. Still an FYL though.
YoungTechnique 0
Ughh... There goes my lunch.
Alexgoesfml 3
Can someone explain the FMLness of this? It's not a bad thing, it's just something to laugh at in the near future.
oopsyipooped 0
haha, thats funny