By Anonymous - 26/06/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, I was cashiering at a grocery store when an elderly woman came through my line buying prune juice. She then whispered to me that last time she bought it, she "blew up her toilet". FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 584
You deserved it 2 878

Same thing different taste

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SweetestSin 4

She totally needs to be the prune juice spokeswoman

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sexyman64 0

There's an awful lot of old ladys whispering weird stuff to cashiers. Mabey it's just coincidence.

PleaseSayTheBaby 0

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hbgoddard 0

SOMEONE MODERATE THIS ASSHOLE SPAMMER!

pneumoniaman 0

Why is it that old people somehow lose their ability to filter their thoughts and avoid talking about disgusting or inappropriate things?

Because they've seen and done things. A little talk about poop isn't the end of the world to them.

YoungTechnique 0

Ughh... There goes my lunch.

Can someone explain the FMLness of this? It's not a bad thing, it's just something to laugh at in the near future.

oopsyipooped 0