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By charlie3289 - / Thursday 27 October 2011 05:01 / United States
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Im surprised u have the IQ to create an FML account, at least if I was a douchebag like you an wanted to steal a phone i wouldve turned it off or put it in vibrate, double YDI for being such a retarded douche

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OP, you deserve to get kicked in the balls until they fall off. Then be forced to deep throat a cactus. And lastly, get your cock squeezed in a 300 degree flat iron for 15-20 minutes or until golden brown.

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I'm just stunned that there are over 200 people that side with this jackass. Apparently, that many people probably did something similar and are accessing the site whilst wearing ankle monitors.

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172, I would've turned it in. I found 10 dollars on the floor of the school store once and turned it in. They never found out whose it was, so they gave it to me. Good deeds help ya out.

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239- Though I do, in fact, see what you did there, with "repetitive and redundant", I think the rest of his comment makes up for it.

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As a Muslim and a person I would never even thinking about keeping it, I also believe bad karma would come out of it and it wool bite me in the ass.

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346- not trying to insult your religion but you must be a soft core Muslim, with you cursing and your profile description.

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OP, YDI. You had your chance to turn it in, then you had your chance to come clean but blew it twice. Luckily that girl's friend was smart enough to call the phone right at that moment! But JESUS all you people calling him names as if he's the devil's spawn should really get off your high horses since I'm convinced at least half of you would've done the same. It's a 700 dollar phone, people would do much worse things for that kind of money. Just consider how often you read FML's where the OP

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414 it's crazy to just assume that many would steal the $200 (with a new service plaaan!) phone. I for one actually care about people (even strangers) and as fucked up as the world is I think a lot more people would have turned it in. Everyone already has an iPhone anyway.

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I would have turned it in. Would you want someone to find your, with all of your personal stuff on it, and decide to not give it back to you? "Do to others as you would want done to you." And yeah, that's a bible verse, but that doesn't mean it's not true.

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382 - I'm a Muslim as well but you don't see me all covered up in my photo. We're modern American Muslims. Most of us that live here are like that.

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Anyone with a shred of integrity would turn in the phone. Hopefully nobody is ever dumb enough to trust scum like you or the OP

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There are a ton of stupid questions. When I was in high school, some girl in my German class asked if they speak English in England. Pretty sure that's a stupid question.

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Siri hates me. When I ask her what she's wearing she always says "I don't see how that is any of your business Alexis". She's a prissy c***.

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140... Siri is the assistant app on my iPhone... Is a crime not to like her??:/ Unless you mean Sirin? I was not referring to her, but I'm sure whatever she's wearing is hot??

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Ohhh lmao in that case that is actually hilarious! Gonna look for it now. Funny though how close it is to "Sirin" lol

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I like how her profile says "I cant live without my iPhone" and yet she seems perfectly fine with stealing one.

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Miss bloom, are you really that retarded or is it just a phase you are going through? And "No shit Sherlock!". What I, and others, are wondering is based on your first comment, what idea other than "you support theft" are wee supposed to get?

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