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Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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I don't blame him. I'd chase you with a knife if you had thrown a rock at me too. YDI.

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tenebrus 0

YDI: eat a karma sandwich, smurfwad.

Mad props to the homeless dude, that is just hilarious.

wow ur a ******* asshole

Good job, genius.

Dude if I was that homeless man I would have thrown that knife at you

Wow. He threw a small rock. Some of you people are acting like he threw a freaking chainsaw just so you can feel good about yourselves. Going on FML and harrasing some kid for throwing a rock at someone does not make up for all of your screw-ups. If you feel so stro ngly on the concept, go get a rock and give it to a homeless man and tell him to hit you. Then you shall find inner peace you big bunch of crazies. Jeez.

uh..throwing a rock at ANYONE is not condoned, homeless or not -_-

hahaha looks me and the homeless guy have something in common. i thought that was funny too.

Dude that's highlarious LOL I would so do that but it is also effin scary

cactus_fml 0

Ha. YDI. I mean, first of all, it's an ass thing to do, especially to someone who is sleeping on a bench. Second, have you never heard of crazy homeless people?! They're not all nuts but some of them are serious drugged up nutters. They're homeless, what do they have to lose? If they stab you, they go to jail and get three square meals a day! Be smarter.