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Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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_Kaylakurbstomp_ 0

I don't blame him. I'd chase you with a knife if you had thrown a rock at me too. YDI.

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grlwitperlEring 0

Yeah uh YDI for being an asshole

examancer 0

you so obviously deserved that, but this is still the best FML I've read in a while. thank you.

examancer 0

Today, I was sitting at the park waiting for my laundry to finish at the nearby laundry mat. I was wearing my filthy laundry clothes and feeling distraught over the fact my wife just left me. Some ass thought I was homeless and threw I rock at me. I had nothing better to do than to chase him with a knife for six blocks. FML.

thermos26 0

What thought process is this? "Oh. There's a guy sleeping on a bench. I think I should throw things at him." And then when he chases you, you say FML. stfu

1234jnimawe 0

you deserve it ... fool

imsleepingbeauty 0

You've got some seriously back Karma, coming your way! I hope its bites you in the ass! You deserve it, and more, your a horrible human being.

funkymunkey00 0

oh, yea, throwing rocks at people is hilarious.... especially those who already have a miserable life.

FrostyNorth 0

Homeless Vietnam vet w/knife: 1; Douchebag w/rock: 0 The only way that this is an FML for you is that he didn't put you out of your misery and slit your throat. DIAF.