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Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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I don't blame him. I'd chase you with a knife if you had thrown a rock at me too. YDI.

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Funniest FML ever :-D

fyl. homeless people just ******* leech off of the other clesses, and it's their own damn fault that they are the way they are. you shoulda run him over with your car or something. :D

homeless people's lives are bad enough without jackasses throwing " little rocks" at them. they are still people. would you like it if someone threw a "little rock" at you? dont be an dickwad. with the economy the way it is, that may be you someday.

the homeless dude is funnier than you.

Freaky_Darlings 0

Deserved it, you jerk. Don't throw rocks at people. How smart are you, huh?

cactus_fml 0

#391, don't be a dick. You can't assume that all homeless people chose to be that way, or that their homelessness is completely their fault. Some things are out of your control. Even if you try to get a job, a lot of bussinesses aren't going to hire you if you're homeless and smelly. Hell, a lot of bussinesses won't even serve homeless people.

you sir are an ass hole.

Wtf u stupid? U wouldn't throw a rock at anyone nevermind a homless person? YDI

loveurlifeJK 5

moral of the story: dont **** with hobos

Wow. Congratulations on being a truly awful person.