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Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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I don't blame him. I'd chase you with a knife if you had thrown a rock at me too. YDI.

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You, sir, are an asshole. YDI, shame on you.

DandoisFLAT 10

Don't mess with homeless people, i highly doubt any of them are afraid of going to jail. They really have nothing to lose by it.

randomguy76 14

I don't think anyone else in the world has your sense of "humor". YDI

Too bad he didn't stab you.

I'm pretty sure I would try to stab someone if they tried to interrupt my sleep, homeless people are no different.

PAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! xD Wait, u didn't EY harmed did u!? D:

*u didnt get harmed did u

Your a major ******* dick

You deserved it what would you do if you we're sleeping and someone threw a rock on you?

What did the guy do to you that makes you think it's okay to throw a rock at him?

Serves you right for throwing a rock at him! What a horrid thing to do!!!