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Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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I don't blame him. I'd chase you with a knife if you had thrown a rock at me too. YDI.

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Wow. You really deserved that. The only one I have any sympathy for is the homeless guy.

klcarson84 2

I've heard this joke before. Not a true story.

You're a dick. You so deserve it

I don't blame the guy. If you threw a stone at me I would also chase you around 6 blocks with a knife.

YDI, dicklamp.

johnmurphy123 9

You stupid ****

Someone remind me why it's funny to throw a rock at a homeless person?

What the hell u fucktard? That dude doesn't have any where to live and u make it worse by throwing rocks at him? And then u try and make yourself look like u were the one that got the worse part of the situation? ********.

I know this is a bit late from the post date, but you completely deserve it... How would you feel if you had nothing, and you were trying to get yourself back up from that point only to have people tossing rocks at you?

The age of this post doesn't appear to bother anyone; there's been a steady stream of comments over the past five years.