Miscellaneous: Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on...

By I_Am_The_Edge - 11/06/2009 16:06 - United States

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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obesecow2012 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 23:29

wtf ydi

_Kaylakurbstomp_ 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 23:29

I don't blame him. I'd chase you with a knife if you had thrown a rock at me too. YDI.

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anubisismylife 9

Monday 6 May 2013 8:52

As funny as that sounds you can't just throw rocks at people. It's just wrong.

shaynb04 8

Monday 6 May 2013 17:34

Chasing you with a knife is a bit harsh but you did deserve it because you shouldn't throw rocks at anybody even if they are homeless!

wessly13 10

Thursday 9 May 2013 4:53

Your a dick bro

non_finisher 9

Sunday 19 May 2013 16:22

Hahahahaha

hearting_roots 10

Wednesday 22 May 2013 3:07

So can you tell me exactly what you thought was going to happen. The could be crazy homeless guy would just 'take' it

I_crosbourne 3

Friday 24 May 2013 18:28

That's cruel YDI

taliathefirefly 13

Sunday 26 May 2013 1:36

You so deserved that.

artph0bia 6

Wednesday 29 May 2013 5:24

Now we all know not to throw a rock at a homeless person

kross_reach 17

Friday 31 May 2013 4:44

Too mean YDI

puggypark 14

Wednesday 5 June 2013 19:19

I would have done the same

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