Today, I was at the mall in the food court, when some guy asked for my number. I turned him down, but I was impressed with how ballsy he was. Without thinking, I said, "I like your balls!" Half the place instantly fell silent. FML
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akaka_fml 14
Hi, I am the OP. Check my profile to see that it is confirmed. Anyways I am not attached right now, he was 15 and I am 18. I didn't like the age difference. Anyways he did turn around and wink at me. Then walked away. You don't have to believe me but here is the truth.
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Top comments
cynicalsatireman 12
Well rejecting him and telling him you like his balls are two very conflicting actions.
weveallbeenthere 30
that would have been a good opening line if you gave him your number.
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Comments (72)
bryanjamieluke 17
Just because he asked for your number it does not mean he wants to date or get into your pants. I've asked strangers for their digits simply because they looked and/or acted awesome and I would like to get to know them and possibly become friends.
FrankHotpants 31
He's probably having a Fry moment. Not sure if wants the D or not interested.
Dumbledora 9
Hm....If you liked how forward he was, why didn't you just say yes? Who knows...maybe you really would have liked his balls.
Sassie8810 9
Maybe OP is already attached?
redstone7693 29
FOLLOW UP ASAP
Sweet_Visions 13
Lol
amansingh 8
what?! I didn't know the food court had a mall!
vikky538 29
he is never gonna ask a stranger girls number ever again...
WadeNickerson 16
More people should be like you. You shot him down but still made him feel good about it
katebond 16
at least now he won't be too mad :P
TBGC 10
That must have been embarrassing! Haha ;)