By zero_minded12 - 21/05/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML
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GHEE_fml 0

Okay, you have got to admit that was pretty damn funny. Think before you act dude XD.

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Luckster 0

Gotta love how these things are designed. XD

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poolshark 0

I'm torn on this one... I think it's really funny, but the way it's written makes it sound like the girl was magically turning down the op's music as she walked over. "...she started to walk over while [I was] turning down my music [and] smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML" makes more sense. p.s. Breast pocket ipod= super hot rectangular man boob

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damn_it_damn_it 0

Easy fix. Just take it out of your pocket and smile awkwardly admitting to what you had just done. If she was attracted to you, that's really all you needed to do.

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deaditegirl 0

Hilarious. But if she was coming over to talk to you, wouldn't it be more polite to just take the earphones out?

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LeftHanded_fml 0

FYL. This is great. Glad there are still some good FML's left. But yeah, would have been better if you took the headphones out. More polite.

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thelonelylurker 0

HAHAHA, iPod! Oh man... you can't make up awesomeness like this.

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drunkenatheist 0

Wouldn't the woman notice the headphones coming out of your ears? I'm failing to see how this is hilarious and an fml.

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jeanniner 0

maybe she liked it. ;)

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Pinkyr 0

Lmao..I wonder what she was thinking.

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MajorTom85 0

Hmm... Did she stop walking over? Did you just tell her you were turning down your music? You had headphones on, right? What happened afterward?

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