Love: Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice... - FML

By zero_minded12 - 21/05/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML

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GHEE_fml 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 12:04

Okay, you have got to admit that was pretty damn funny. Think before you act dude XD.

Luckster 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 12:05

Gotta love how these things are designed. XD

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Sessee 4

Thursday 21 May 2009 21:56

I lawled.

pxs 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 22:08

Badly written as hell.

Heathersaur 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 22:16

that was soo funnyy it really made me laugh xD

nuga 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 22:20

That was hilarious, thanks for the laugh =)

galad2003 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 22:27

The Op had to be a guy, if it was a girl rubbing their nipple then that would be a sure way to get most guys.

Lolitia 4

Thursday 21 May 2009 22:35

I have to agree very Austen Powers. Creepy. Though I think that if I were her i'd die laughing...

sunshiiiineXD 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 22:37

Hehe. She liked it.

Dead_and_Gone 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 22:38

funniest one iv read in a while

lolwhat_fml 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 22:51

LMFAOO OH GOSH SO JOKES. but, your grammer sucks dude. :]

oopsyipooped 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 22:51

funny but that was actually a joke told by a comedian a while back on late night with conan :/

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