Today, I was at Target trying on swimsuits. I tried on a medium bottom and was so excited because it fit perfectly even though I've gained a few pounds. My self-esteem was at an all-time high until my mom told me I could never fit into a medium. I rechecked the tag. It was an extra large. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML
Today, I took the kids to the pool. I'm short and 20lbs overweight but they talked me into it and I put on a swimsuit for the first time in 10 years. As soon as we got there, a girl my height but a good 150lbs heavier said, "It's so nice to see another big girl in a two-piece!" FML
Today, a heavy set lady came to my boutique asking for our "largest" 28in size jeans. I decided to humor her by giving a 52 mislabeled as a 28. It fit perfectly! She happily bought it and left. Later, her mother, who is a Super Karen and twice her size, came to complain about me to the owner for bodyshaming her daughter. FML
Today, when I tried on a pair of pants at the mall, I asked the salesperson if I could have the next size up. She informed me that there wasn't a next size up. I have to LOSE weight to fit into the biggest pair of pants the store makes. FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML
Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML
Today, I was chosen out of 64 women to model for the catalog of a new clothing store. Just when my self-confidence took a dramatic boost, I looked at the evaluation sheet. I was picked due to attributes such as my "extra large figure and average face" to make below average women feel beautiful. FML
Today, I finally got the wedding dress I've been waiting months to see. It turns out that my mom ordered the dress 2 sizes smaller than my size, this way it will be "an incentive to lose weight". FML
Today, I received the beautiful dress I'd ordered on the internet. It's a size smaller than my usual, just to encourage me to lose weight. I managed to fit into it and wear it all day, but I've now been struggling for a couple of hours to remove it without tearing it to bits. FML
Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
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Hustlinpimp 0
you should sit on your mom, that should teach her a lesson.
reesesplease 0
The size on the tag doesn't matter as long as the clothes fit well and you feel comfortable with the way you look.
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Comments (362)
lovely997 0
218 - 'organisedchaos' i did look it up, thankyou and my dad is a trainer but thanks for the advice, but, maybe you should use it you obviously need it way more than me ;] Thanks though for the advice i really do appreciate, you don't even know i would have so many slip-ups if it wasn't for people that are REALLY SMART like you to tell me i think that maybe you are to smart to even be on this website ;] thanks again
master565 0
YDI for being fat
lovely997 0
212- haha no im not fat as hell and if i was i'd be working out not sitting on the computer, sweetie i just think it's terrible to judge a girl by calling her fat when you've never even seen her that sums it up ********, ;]
fcuk_fml 0
oh. my. god. that is really sad and depressing. to find out you've gained some weight, but find out you thought you were a medium but actually an extra-large. ohh.. ouch...
love_jd13 0
#207 is an idiot who definitely gets NONE. #211 is brilliant and lovely. :)
Time2growup 0
bummer. good comment 211
coolcat666 0
actually if it makes you feel better i'm a medium in bikini bottoms at kohls but i'm 5'9" and 108 lbs. So really you could just be normal weight since i'm severely underweight yet a medium.
iamtheman 0
Agree with number 12. You shouldn't be wearing a 2 piece... ever.
smilebobo 0
LOL@#7
fmlfmlfml15 0
medium to x-large? you sure u gained only a couple of pounds?