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By Lime23 - 22/01/2016 04:09 - United States

Today, I was at my job as a waiter at a thai restaurant. Four ladies every week come in literally 1 minute before the kitchen closes and we have told them this before. So while they know that they are holding everybody up they order their usual $80-$90 meal and leave a $5 tip. FML.

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