Miscellaneous: Today, I was at home watching porn when I got an extreme headache.... - FML

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By WhyHelloThere - 23/04/2016 14:53 - United States - Laconia

Today, I was at home watching porn when I got an extreme headache. I thought it would go away but it wouldn't. Hours later I was in the ER with my mom and I had to explain the whole thing to the doctors AND my mom. My mom replied by saying, "This is EXACTLY why I told you to get a life, Noah!" FML.

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