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By Bareassed - 29/07/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I was at a water park with my family. They wanted me to stand underneath this big bucket filled with water. I didn't know it tips over, and my swimsuit isn't the tightest, so when all the water fell down, my swimsuit bottoms fell to my knees in front of tons of kids. FML

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By fatmom - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Royal Tunbridge Wells

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everyonehatesyou 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 12:18

Why would you think the bucket wouldn't tip over? YDI

boatiebanter 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 13:47

And what else would a large bucket full of water at a water park possibly do?

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MohawkMagik666 0

Monday 4 July 2011 3:58

Are you hot? I hope you shaved.

SargeKroell5 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 6:08

CANADA FTW!

SargeKroell5 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 19:21

CANADA FTW!

frank678 7

Saturday 24 September 2011 22:43

you musta been emBAREASSED.

jackthehoseless 2

Sunday 25 September 2011 5:27

Pics?

sorrowevicteon 9

Monday 26 December 2011 9:36

How could you NOT expect a water filled bucket to tip over... In a water park... Common sense...

poopshreds 10

Friday 2 March 2012 19:14

If your family wants you to stand under a giant bucket of water at a water park, obviously it tips over. YDI.

newburton13 26

Sunday 18 March 2012 19:34

I've been there. I always hang on to something when that happens.

mangoldsam 3

Sunday 25 March 2012 23:43

boy or girl?

doglover100 28

Sunday 2 March 2014 0:05

A bucket at a water park is going to tip over spilling water.

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