Today, I was at a concert and the performer told everyone to wave their phones in the air. I threw my hand up and then a huge woman caught my iPhone and disappeared into the crowd. FML
AlicefromIreland tells us more.
What happened was when we were told to wave the phones in the air I flung my arm up a bit too fast and my phone flew out of my hand and this "huge woman" (in talking morbidly obese, bundles me out of the way and snatched my phone from the air. I never saw her or the phone again...
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TheDog6 24
She came in like a wrecking ball! She never moved so fast before!
Juicenub 25
Wouldn't it be easy to find a huge woman in a crowd?
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Comments (88)
Dear_Karma 27
No offence but I'm sick of these people complaining about stupidly breaking or loosing their brand new iPhones at a concert or crashing the crashing theirs cars their parents JUST bought them.
MzZombicidal 36
Oh, shut up. You do realize some people are completely capable of buying themselves phones and cars, right? Also, since when is it a crime to be clumsy or have unfortunate luck? If you're tired of people complaining, get the **** off this site/app.
BloodyGlass 10
You chased after them and got security to give your phone back while arresting the stealing ****, right? You didn't just stand there and let some bitch steal your shit, right?
TrulyTedster 1
That's sad. I hope that the Skillet concert was good apart from that.
19jburner 15
some teachers make us students out our phones in a bin by their desks, I never do that because I'm not getting my phone stolen, and the school won't do shit to get it back