Intimacy: Today, I walked into my Chem class early and walked in on my...

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By anonymous - 26/04/2016 20:32 - United States - Jersey City

Today, I walked into my Chem class early and walked in on my professor and my lab partner hooking up. She told me she was only hooking up with me. FML

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loudbreather 5

Wednesday 27 April 2016 8:43

Don't be sad. It's just an experiment

arano 29

Wednesday 27 April 2016 8:54

First fact or science: just because you say something is true doesn't mean it is unless proven

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loudbreather 5

Wednesday 27 April 2016 8:43

Don't be sad. It's just an experiment

arano 29

Wednesday 27 April 2016 8:54

First fact or science: just because you say something is true doesn't mean it is unless proven

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