Love: Today, I walked in to my apartment to see my husband sitting...

By cmc9540 - 27/09/2012 02:14 - United States - Selden

Today, I walked in to my apartment to see my husband sitting there with his toes painted pink. When I asked him why, he said, "I wanted to feel pretty." This is the man who is about to be the father of my child. FML

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cmc9540 4

Thursday 27 September 2012 13:07

Maybe I am. They did look better than mine

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chunkalicious 7

Thursday 27 September 2012 9:16

... But was he pretty?..

habibiiiiiii 2

Thursday 27 September 2012 9:19

Men want to be told they look good too

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BaDumTsss_fml 23

Monday 1 February 2016 11:12

Big ******* whoop, he wore nail polish.

ineedahero_fml 8

Friday 17 June 2016 21:09

My fiance paints my nails better than I ever could, does my hair better and can probably do makeup better.

KingKralj 31

Friday 22 July 2016 7:47

Men also go through hormonal changes when their partner is pregnant, so I'm bot really surprised.

becca9985 34

Wednesday 3 August 2016 18:07

Hey, if you're having a girl, he's just getting prepared.

TheLynx_fml 20

Saturday 27 August 2016 1:14

When a mans wife gets pregnant his hormones change as well. Probably the reason for the eccentrics

InfiniteSecret 20

Monday 28 August 2017 14:32

What's wrong with him wanting to look pretty? Most people want to look pretty.

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