Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my sister having sex. On my bed. With my...

By YeahFML - 07/07/2018 01:30 - Slovakia

Today, I walked in on my sister having sex. On my bed. With my ex boyfriend. They both live 300 km away. FML

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tounces7 27

Saturday 7 July 2018 1:56

So yeah, I think a followup is obviously in order here.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 7 July 2018 3:23

I hope you mean EX-boyfriend. Oh, wait, you do. Did they come from the same place 300km away to **** on your bed, or from 300km in opposite directions? I gotta know!

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Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Saturday 7 July 2018 12:08

"Hey wanna **** me?" "Sure! Name a time and place!" "Tomorrow on my brothers bed"

Davros 12

Saturday 7 July 2018 12:09

Seems like it would be easier to just get a motel but I guess everyone has their kinks.

Ilmoran 20

Saturday 7 July 2018 18:02

You must have a great bed for them to travel so far to use it. Too bad you'll have to burn it now.

donb23 23

Saturday 7 July 2018 20:55

Well at least there was nothing new to see aside from the coupling.

gmanxx 9

Sunday 8 July 2018 2:06

bruh wth why

interesting33 36

Sunday 8 July 2018 3:09

I.. I.. really wanted to downvoted your comment. But I just couldn't. There's something about the way you wrote it.. It stuck with me...

interesting33 36

Sunday 8 July 2018 3:06

*lived 300 miles away. Past tense. They live here now.

ThatGuy9679 13

Sunday 8 July 2018 16:05

Definitely deliberate

AdorableDoxie 12

Friday 13 July 2018 6:14

Kunxiyy

AdorableDoxie 12

Friday 13 July 2018 6:14

Kunxiyy

Michael Arin 7

Friday 13 July 2018 16:57

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