Miscellaneous: Today, I turned 30. While all my friends are getting married,... - FML

By crixon42 - 18/11/2013 23:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I turned 30. While all my friends are getting married, furthering careers and having children, I'm still sat around being as immature as I was as a teenager. I'm going through a classic case of premature age-jaculation. I laughed for 10 minutes after coming up with that. FML

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crixon42 4

Wednesday 20 November 2013 13:20

OP here, love all you guys who appreciate the pun, and don't you all worry I do not live at home, I have a job and am not a serial sponger.

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NotMyDay5 13

Tuesday 19 November 2013 5:26

You mean after "cumming" up with that.

Horsempeg 25

Tuesday 19 November 2013 5:24

Time to get your things together!

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RZW 10

Tuesday 19 November 2013 20:55

Better to be a shepherd than a sheep my friend. Happy Birthday :)

sykokitti 15

Tuesday 19 November 2013 20:57

I'm so sorry, but you are do dumb lol

dpsvegas 4

Tuesday 19 November 2013 23:03

Grow a beard to be more manly and go to a bar

jcshadow 16

Wednesday 20 November 2013 4:07

Yeah SHE would look way more mature with a beard.

BrittNic0le 9

Tuesday 19 November 2013 23:08

If you're happy with your life, there's no reason to "grow up" because you feel pressure from your peers. Soon enough, they'll be envying your freedom.

xs4u 13

Tuesday 19 November 2013 23:22

u're sad...

WayneWei 7

Wednesday 20 November 2013 0:11

30 is not old

Shark127 3

Wednesday 20 November 2013 0:56

Post-mature

cheeseygeek 12

Wednesday 20 November 2013 1:40

Hero

ravenevercross 19

Wednesday 20 November 2013 2:02

I don't see the problem. Everyone lives their own lives in their own way. If you like who you are and how you are, that's all that matters.

ICE_FML 7

Wednesday 20 November 2013 3:15

welcome to the generation of 30 year old boys, brother.

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