Today, I tripped and fell, damaging my sternum and making it incredibly painful to breathe in or out too much. About ten minutes later, I got the hiccups. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I have three cracked ribs. I have also, for the first time in my life, developed a case of the hiccups that simply will NOT go away. It's been hours. FML
Today, I coughed so hard that I fractured two ribs. FML
Today, I cracked a rib coughing. FML
Today, I went to the emergency room with chest pain. I didn't have a heart attack, but I now have a broken nose after passing out and face-planting in the waiting room. FML
Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML
Today, I had a violent coughing fit while at the store, which caused a lady to think I was choking, grab me from behind and start doing the Heimlich maneuver incorrectly. She broke two of my ribs. FML
Today, after battling for hours to get just a little sleep before my early morning work shift, I finally began drifting off. Then I got the worst attack of hiccups in my life. FML
Today, I coughed so hard that I tore an intercostal muscle in my ribs. Now I can't cover my cough, as I have to cross my arms against my ribcage to stop the pain. FML, FML, F Me All Day Long (sung to the tune of Jingle Bells). FML
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML
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Top comments
jayceejaco 15
Hold your breath for 30 seconds
Odis12 11
Damaging? Sounds like a doctors visit is in order. Ever heard of a cracked diaphragm? Yeah I can only imagine the pain you're feeling.
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Comments (79)
Enslaved 38
Try a spoonful of sugar. (:
eddeeezzyy 19
Or cinnamon :)
Genuine_G 8
Sugar really is the universal cure. Almost instant too, I can't believe it's not more known.
livinginabook 24
That sounds absolutely horrible! I hope your hiccups stopped fast!!!
lifesacircus 8
I can only imagine the pain... if it still hurts the next day you really should see a doctor. I usually swollow a tsp of sugar and it gets rid of my hiccups
KinkyCurly 13
That's karma working for you there...
KatieMajestic 17
Karma for what?
livinginabook 24
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! *faints in terror*
hdhillon 10
None of this stuff ever works for me holding my breath, drinking water, scaring me, and I always have them for a long time too until they start hurting and then they stop on there own but hopefully it works for you. :)
gracehi 33
Let me guess what happened next: You spontaneously combusted, and Michael Kelso attempted to douse the flames by throwing liquor on you.
yellowaholic 25
Why do people even click YDI for these kinds of FMLs?
Zimmington 21
Bad childhoods I imagine
StompinOnCrayons 15
Now you get to try all of those home remedies that don't work
ladydemoon 8
I laughed a little but damn that really really sucks