Love: Today, I took my girlfriend out for a fancy dinner to celebrate...

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2012 21:49 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for a fancy dinner to celebrate our anniversary. When the waitress came, we instantly recognized each other. She was the girl I'd had a one night stand with a few weeks before. FML

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Sybarite_fml 5

Tuesday 14 February 2012 2:07

Ouch buddy. That will teach you not to dick around.

StormGirl142 24

Tuesday 14 February 2012 2:08

I sincerely hope she mentioned it. I really, really hope she did.

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joshuakayne 4

Tuesday 14 February 2012 15:42

Prick

ragingdepression 4

Tuesday 14 February 2012 16:06

In my book ydi means you dumb idiot and how ironic that it suits this situation.

jjmiddaugh 0

Tuesday 14 February 2012 16:13

That's awesome!

munchkinlalala 4

Tuesday 14 February 2012 16:14

arsehole

rhonder28 5

Tuesday 14 February 2012 16:21

I really hope your waitress told your girlfriend about your fling. Cheating jerks like you need put in your place.

halfbloodprice 3

Tuesday 14 February 2012 16:48

serves you right. cheating scumbag.

abbynoelle 1

Tuesday 14 February 2012 16:49

I hope you burn in hell! You ******* asshole! I hope your girlfriend sees what a **** you are and dumps your ass!!

CradleLeena 0

Tuesday 14 February 2012 17:07

Yeah... Ur a keeper :/

s1ckpup 0

Tuesday 14 February 2012 17:18

pics or it didnt happen... No proof no evidence then the case is dismissed OP is innocent and what the gf doesnt know wont hurt her

lolnatalyloves 9

Tuesday 14 February 2012 17:27

You're a dick...

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