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By Anonymous - 13/02/2012 21:49 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for a fancy dinner to celebrate our anniversary. When the waitress came, we instantly recognized each other. She was the girl I'd had a one night stand with a few weeks before. FML
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Sybarite_fml 5

Ouch buddy. That will teach you not to dick around.

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StormGirl142 24

I sincerely hope she mentioned it. I really, really hope she did.

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Comments

gottageek 17

I really don't understand how you can be an uber douche and call it an fml. You deserve any ass-whooping coming your way after that.

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Nashiq 8

Look at everyone being all holier than thou. I bet most of you have cheated at some point.

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cyK0tek 0

LOOL totally fckn deserved it. Cheating PoS

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taetay2010j 0

Dude you are a cheating idiot and I don't feel bad for you you give men a bad name you ass hole

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kristen69 0

Ur a douche bag!!!!! I feel for ur hopefully ex girlfriend.

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615516925 0

scum bag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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