Today, I took a taxi to my hotel. I specifically said that my destination was the Hilton resort. He took me to a bed and breakfast across town. When I finally got to my hotel, I cursed him out and didn't give him a tip. I then realized I'd left my phone in the taxi after he left. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I rode in the cab on the way back to my dorm from the airport. The taxi driver was on the phone and not really paying attention. I paid him and got out of the cab, but he drove away before I could get my luggage out of the trunk. FML
Today, I called a taxi after a night of partying. When it arrived, I realised I had no cash, so I told the driver I'd quickly grab some from an ATM. He made me leave my phone with him as collateral in case I was pulling a prank. He drove off the moment I turned my back. FML
Today, I had to take a taxi to work, because I was pressed for time, and didn't have a ride there. When I got to work, I paid the cab driver, and realized I had spent more money on the cab than I was going to make at work. FML
Today, I took a cab ride home from a bar. After a few minutes of horrible driving, I felt sick. The cab driver got so mad she locked me in the car and started driving me to the cops unless I payed her extra. Basically, I paid $120 for a five-minute cab ride. FML
Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML
Today, I took a taxi ride with my friends. As we were getting out, I paid the taxi driver. With a grin, he drove away fast. It turns out my friend had already paid. FML
Today, I was taking a taxi home after drinking too much. I started to feel sick and, not wanting to be charged the cab cleaning fee, threw up into my handbag instead. When we got to my place I then had to fish through my bag for my wallet to pay the driver. FML
Today, it's my first day as an expat. Hoping to arrive early for work, I hailed a cab. The driver took it upon himself to take the scenic route and play tour guide, no matter how much I refused. Not only was I late, he turned violent when I refused to pay his $100 fare plus a "talent fee." FML
Today, I got into an Uber, excited for the date I was going to. After about 20 minutes, I had a confused conversation with the driver, because it seemed like we were going to the wrong address. I checked the app, I'd booked a ride to my ex’s place out of habit. FML
Today, after having a fight with my BFF, she invited me to come along to a party. I found out later that she'd only invited me so that when returning from the event, we could take a taxi and split the cost. FML
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Top comments
jellitonoctopus 19
never curse or disrespect those who are servicing you, there are always times when they can **** you over 10x's harder!!
cudi504 4
Yea...you probably arent getting that back
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Comments (83)
Enigmax2514 7
D'oh, D'oh, D'OH!!!
aligiorav 11
Well I'm pretty sure that taxi driver is going to be happy with the tip you left just him then...
stevenmx86 8
Ydi I don't care if he made a stupid mistake you don't have to act like a child about it. I can understand not giving him a tip but cursing him out?
qagliks 13
If the mother ****** wants to be a taxi driver, then he should know where to go. I hate it when taxi drivers don't know where the **** they're going. Nothing pisses me off than having to give directions to the driver.
Norrisv5 8
Cussing someone out and cursing someone out is not the same thing
rachel_potter 13
That sucks :O your new FML 'I accidentally left my phone in a taxi, the next day I went into work and was fired. For calling my boss a **** and sending nudes'
Clozzie 0
Lol..."My boss was turned on when i came into work today"
Majstr 23
Poor taxi driver, now he hast to teach a use of a new phone.
Rarah 0
Free phone.
pretty_in_pink94 6
You say the word 'my' a lot.
gchartier90 0
Call your phone and tell him he forgot his tip ha ha
Palirose 22
Hahaha that made me laugh.
manda_rawrz 4
karma's a bitch.(;
hurrican_fml 0
Your so right :)
jonmansheppard 9
That's the best tip anyone could get!