By Heather - 31/05/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, I thought I would make my first trip to the beach. While in the water, I was stung by a jellyfish. My friend had to pee on me. I went back into the water to wash the pee off and got stung by another jellyfish. FML
I agree, your life sucks 430
You deserved it 82

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Did you make your friend pee on you again? Did you stare at his/her genitals while they peed? Did a lot of pee get on an area that wasn't stung? It's this sort of information that leaves me unable to choose between FML/YDI.

laurisshnazzy 0

Haha. I got stung by a jellyfish a few years ago.. no piss necessary. A few painkillers, one ointment cream, and two hours laying down with my leg elevated sent the pain away. Sucks to be you.

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Did you make your friend pee on you again? Did you stare at his/her genitals while they peed? Did a lot of pee get on an area that wasn't stung? It's this sort of information that leaves me unable to choose between FML/YDI.

cxal_fml 0

You should never pee on a jelly fish sting

Signs from god. They're uniquely fun.

fobchick 0

Wow, you must have really bad karma FYL indeed!

I wish I had a friend who would pee on me... jk jk That was unfortunate

YDI for thinking that actually works. It hurts/irritates because of the toxins in your blood stream, piss, vinegar or anything else is NOT going to work.

Yarrachel 16

FYL! The same thing happened to me when I was on a trip in South Carolina. The lifeguard put some spray on my first sting and told me to go into the water to rub wet sand on it and wash it off. When I went back in I got stung by either two jellyfish swimming together or one that stung me twice as it went by. On top of that, I nearly passed out from the benadryl I took. Good times.

#11: not much of a beachgoer are you? Some ppl actually have friends and a life and do stuff like going to the beach. Not everyone is afraid of the water Also, those of you saying it doesn't do anything aren't completely right. For jellyfish stings, you usually wanna put some sort of acid on it. The best thing is vinegar but most ppl don't have that on them and piss is a possible solution. The only thing is sometimes that's not acidic enough. I don't understand how anyone can honestly say YDI

God... stop rediculing her. I happen to have dozens of friends and I live in Laguna Beach, Calafornia. I'm at the beach all the time and I only go in the water every ten times I go, if that much. I hate the water, something always goes wrong for me. Funny story acualy. It's a FML from when I was three. Or what could have been... "Today, I was at the beach. I was tripped by a wave and was pulled into the water. I was then washed around in waves and rocks. FML"

YDI for making your friend piss over your jellyfish sting. and it's more like an f your friends life