Today, I stopped to get gas on my way to work. It snowed over the weekend, so there was mud everywhere. When I tried to jump over a giant puddle by my door on my way back into the car, I went too high, bruised my shoulder on the doorframe, and rebounded ass-first into the puddle. FML
marcranger tells us more.
marcranger 29
OP here. The only additional points I haven't covered in my responses are: 1. I have a high-clearance SUV and low athletic ability. Since I managed to jump high enough to hit the top of the doorframe, I was pretty impressed with myself once I cleaned up! 2. This is my third published FML. 2 out of 3 have taken place at gas stations. This is clearly a sign that I need to sell my car and move to...uh...somewhere that doesn't have cars or something.
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AyeJay101 25
You know, the memo was to not let the door hit you on the way out...
mermaidkeels 26
Puddle: 1 You: 0. Make sure you let that puddle know you're not one to mess with for the next encounter.
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Kattsu 0
You couldn't just walk around it? :p
marcranger 29
No.
marcranger 29
OP here. The only additional points I haven't covered in my responses are: 1. I have a high-clearance SUV and low athletic ability. Since I managed to jump high enough to hit the top of the doorframe, I was pretty impressed with myself once I cleaned up! 2. This is my third published FML. 2 out of 3 have taken place at gas stations. This is clearly a sign that I need to sell my car and move to...uh...somewhere that doesn't have cars or something.
sturschaedel 27
Buy a Tesla instead. You'll never need to step foot into a gas station again!
jbivens1992 17
This has happened to me OP, just remember you are not alone lol.