Today, I spent twenty minutes looking in the mirror trying to remove a blackhead from my chin. It was a freckle. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I realized that the cute freckle I noticed a few weeks ago is actually a giant blackhead. FML
Today, I was complimented on my freckles. I don't actually have freckles, just a load of blackheads that won't go away. FML
Today, while I was waiting for an interview, I picked at a something I felt on my chin thinking that it was just some food. I had a good interview, then I got into my car and looked in the mirror, only to see that I had blood smeared all over my chin. Turns out I had picked a zit. No one told me. FML
Today, I was brushing my teeth in my bathroom. As I looked in the mirror, I spotted a zit on my forehead. Keeping my toothbrush in my mouth, I quickly leaned in towards the mirror to pop the pimple, meanwhile lodging my toothbrush down my throat. I temporarily can't talk. FML
Today, I reached to pick out a booger stuck in my nose that had been irritating me, and ended up poking myself in the eye. FML
Today, I noticed I had a dead gnat stuck on my chin. This was after an hour-long appointment with a good looking doctor. FML
Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML
Today, I woke up with a pimple on my eyelid. Not only is it impossible to cover up with makeup, I can't pop it either. Now I'll be spending the rest of the day trying not to blink. FML
Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML
Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML
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Top comments
annyruok 0
How'd you not know you had a freckle there your whole life?
Lalala579121 28
Such an insightful comment. You sir, are an intellectual the likes of which has never before been had upon this Earth.
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Comments (24)
jvanevery 19
so the face transplant worked you're just having trouble adjusting to the new face
cootiequeen4444 11
are you sure it was the mirror? I mean, I'd clean the mirror and look again and see if their.is a huge difference. Otherwise, maybeeee it is time to get your eyes checked. Bad vision sometimes does develop until post-adolescence... sadly, you are pretty much never safe from steering away from glasses/contacts/...surgery... you can only hope... u_u
DoomedGemini 38
The people who have said freckles can't look like blackheads either don't have dark freckles or have never had a blackhead that's gotten dark. I've had the same trouble as op, though on my shoulders.
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Really?