Today, I spent 3 hours in my home recording studio. I was recording vocals and was trying to hit a very hard series of notes. I nailed it after 2 hours and listened. You can hear the vocals, but the EQ settings were tweaked in just the right way where you can hear my dog licking his nuts. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after spending about 5 grand on my home studio over the past year, I realized I have no musical talent whatsoever. FML
Today, I wore noise-canceling headphones while cleaning my apartment. Apparently I'd been singing at the top of my lungs for nearly an hour, because my neighbor knocked on my door just to ask if everything was OK. FML
Today, I interviewed three elderly residents at a nursing home, hoping to use the transcript for a very important paper due next week. It went great, so I wrapped up and drove home. I sat down to start typing, and realized that my recording had stopped ten minutes in. FML
Today, I forgot to tune my guitar pre-performance. Surprising, because it was in tune when I frantically did it by ear backstage. Too bad two of the six strings snapped, smacking the drummer in the face. FML
Today, I started recording my piano exam pieces to submit, and I was proud at my interpretation that I spent time trying to make it sound good. That was until my tutor walked in and said I had "shit rhythm and ass intonation." My mom was there. FML
Today, I came into work early to clean equipment, with my headphones on, singing to myself. I lost track of time, and wound up with the entire office watching me belt tunes out. FML
Today, I went to see one of my favorite bands. When they started playing my favorite song I whipped out my video camera and sang along. As I was reviewing the video later, I realized that I couldn't even hear the band over my horrible singing. FML
Today, my boyfriend took our dog to the vet because he heard him whining in pain this morning. It was actually me singing in the shower. FML
Today, my roommate and I were talking about how much better my dog has gotten at not peeing in the house, and how I was doing better at not losing my temper when he did. A few hours after this conversation, the dog pissed all over the floor and I screamed so loudly that now my throat hurts. FML
Today, I was playing music from my phone, which was on the couch. I guess my dog got jealous, because she picked it up and ran over to the toilet, promptly dropping it right in. FML
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xllamax 0
well i guess he was trying to hit a 'hard' note too!
ianformean 0
A dog, in a recording studio, licking it's nuts? I heard Ozzy Ozbourne recorded Crazy Train with a lactating chimp in his recording studio. They tweaked the EQ so that it's fart can be heard just before Randy Rhoads starts his solo.
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patticake1601 0
if your dogs is licking its testicles then its because something is wrong. They hurt or itch etc. Dogs don't lick their junk just because they can!!
MinaXmassacre 0
If you have a home studio you should know better than to let your dog down there while recording or not adding a sound proofed area with at least carpet insulated walls if you can't afford the real stuff. I have a basement photography/recording studio. Theres no excuse for being unprofessional.
letsstumphannah 0
Your parents might have a recording studio, but YOU do not.
Wooddaver 0
so? tweak the eq back so you can't hear the dog. ****.
jazzymime 0
I don't even want to begin to wonder how that sounds
ozymandias_fml 0
So, when you say "home recording studio" you mean nothing at all related to a "home recording studio", you mean some room with a microphone, no acoustic controls, and random animals in it.
Anteezy 7
And the random animals lick them self.
MrJentipede 2
I was going to say this, also if someone has no idea what he/she is doing with a mixer and equalizer, that person should not be recording without assistance.
darkmis1 18
So? Edit it out.
jfont_fml 0
Once again another person posts something that is not a FML but rather hillarious!!!! Try another website for this post.
FML_FYL_2009 0
If you can only hit that series of notes once, you don't need to be singing it.
meatt006 0
He said a series of notes, which might have meant that they were jumping up and down the scale, or he went from low to high quickly. But that's doubtful, because most people actually always try to sing the highest part of their upper register that they strain. So you're probably right in assuming that he's just trying to sing higher than he should, but I'm only pointing out alternatives.
ColdGold 6
ha ha ha
teacher411 0
YDI. Why was your dog in the recording studio?