Today, I slipped walking down the stairs. My mom thought I sprained my right ankle. In her haste to get me to the doctor, she grabbed me and accidentally tripped me. I broke my left ankle. The right one was fine. FML
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Today, after slipping on my stairs and spraining my ankle, I got a brace and crutches at urgent care. When I went to get into my car, my crutch slipped on some paper and I fell. I crawled back into urgent care, only to learn that my sprained ankle is now broken in 2 places. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML
Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML
Today, I twisted my left ankle while walking back home because there was a hole that I couldn't see, because grass covered it up like a pitfall trap. Did I mention 25 years earlier I twisted my right ankle (twice)? I just hurt my only fully functioning foot. FML
Today, I was home alone in my apartment. I tripped over my dresser and fell and sprained my ankle. As I was laying there in agonizing pain, my downstairs neighbor shouted at me to shut up. FML
Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML
Today, I took my kids to an indoor playground. My two year-old wanted me to climb the rock wall and ring the bell. I slipped right when I was about to touch it. I landed wrong and felt a 'POP' and agony. Hello, broken ankle. FML
Today, my dorm's fire alarm went off. In the rush to escape, I slipped and fell off my bunk bed, breaking my ankle in two places. Crying, I told my roommates I needed help to walk. They shrugged and left after mentioning that I would slow them down. FML
Today, while trying to comfort my little brother who just injured his leg, I tripped and sprained my ankle. At least he was amused. FML
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Top comments
Intoxicunt 6
She greased the floors so you'd fall. She was just finishing the job the best she could.
24788 7
Parents love causing problems.
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Comments (63)
94musicismylife 1
haha, this is funny in a way!
iFruit 0
That's what you get for eating turkey ass.
Imawhalerider 0
pwned by mom. you must be a skinny kid bulk up so that it doesnt happen again
mike1921 0
Wait...who brings you to the doctor because you might've sprained your ankle?
Pmm368 5
apparently this person's mother
sorrowevicteon 9
Exactly my thoughts. I was always told, "It's just sprained... You're fine..." I turned out... Acceptable...
Lovebug27 0
omg that sucks but is hilarious
ezebreeze 0
im so sick of overprotective moms nowdays.
mileycyruslvrrrr 0
omg your life is soooo ******. get over yourself! you're probably fat...
cucumberfabulous 7
Not that hard to fall up the stairs. Haha I do it all the time.. Sometimes when I walk really fast with socks on I slip
dudeitsdanny 10
You still fall down ;D They'd have to be freaking talented to slip/trip, fall, and end up at the top of the staircase, haha.
AntiChrist7 0
Stairs are so difficult to operate, they should come with a manual. YDI
ky_stone22 0
Cause I'm sure you've never done anything by accident, right?