Love: Today, I showed the girl I've had a crush on a funny picture... - FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2017 18:40 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I showed the girl I've had a crush on a funny picture I took of my best friend, because they know each other. She looked at the picture, exhaled and said, "god, he is so hot!" there goes that sliver of hope that she was a lesbian. FML

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kr1styyyy 5

Tuesday 24 January 2017 23:56

How do you know she's not bisexual?

anjie_mackney 19

Wednesday 25 January 2017 2:07

hot means he appeals to the eye, not that she wants him I'm straight and call my female friends hot or sexy all the time I've even called my colleges admissions lady that cause we babble about cosplay online calling him hot is no indication that she's straight lol

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kr1styyyy 5

Tuesday 24 January 2017 23:56

How do you know she's not bisexual?

anjie_mackney 19

Wednesday 25 January 2017 2:07

hot means he appeals to the eye, not that she wants him I'm straight and call my female friends hot or sexy all the time I've even called my colleges admissions lady that cause we babble about cosplay online calling him hot is no indication that she's straight lol

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