Miscellaneous: Today, I scratched my parents car while backing out of the driveway....

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By anon - 18/05/2016 01:20 - United States - Yorkville

Today, I scratched my parents car while backing out of the driveway. Then, as I drove their car to be fixed a few hours later, I was in a hit and run when a guy rear ended me and drove off. That was a fun phone call to make. FML.

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ScarletSarah 19

Thursday 19 May 2016 5:05

Well the first scratch was your fault but you were going to get it fixed. The hit and run was not your fault and they should understand

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ScarletSarah 19

Thursday 19 May 2016 5:05

Well the first scratch was your fault but you were going to get it fixed. The hit and run was not your fault and they should understand

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