Today, I saw my boyfriend coming up the walkway to our home. When I opened the door to greet him with a huge smile on my face, he scowled at me and angrily said, "I don't know why you have to do that!" Smile gone. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, while out jogging with my mom, we saw my boyfriend walking in our direction. When we reached him, he took one look at my makeup-less face, then made a huge show of screaming in disgust before calmly walking away. FML
Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML
Today, I came home to find my boyfriend playing with himself. He got mad and said I "killed the mood". How? By coming home. FML
Today, I realised I may need to work on my marriage when I saw my husband in public, laughing and smiling with his coworkers, then when he saw me his smile disappeared and he stood up like a tired old man to come and speak to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I heard noises outside my front door. I looked out through the window, only to see my boyfriend encouraging his dog to take a dump on my welcome mat. FML
Today, I came home in a really good mood, and I greeted my husband with a grin and a "Hi, babe!" He just muttered, "Why can't you just DIE?" and continued playing his video game. FML
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Top comments
BurnInDemonFire 39
You keep on smiling. He either had a bad day, or is finally revealing that he's a grouch, but neither is an excuse to snap at you for trying to brighten his day.
ChaiLatTae 9
Someone had REALLY bad mood. Don't let it get you down, we need more happy people in the world :D
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Comments (13)
hkittyfreak 4
Run
Elisabetha Aarron 18
How about we be grown ups about this and acknowledge that sometimes people have bad days and aren't happy and joyfully all the time. Running away anything someone is anything but nice to you will result in you running away for the rest of your life.
mehimhere 11
dump the ungrateful jerk
Elisabetha Aarron 18
That is dramatic to dump someone because they had a bad day. If this is worth dumping someone over then no relationship will last very long.
phantom4421 5
it cracks me up all these people who are saying "the relationship is gonna fail, hes a POS, etc" and all they know is he came home from work in a bad mood one time. act like you never came home ready to burn the world to cinders.