Miscellaneous: Today, I saw a video of myself filmed last night, hammered, climbing... - FML

By ShiriSarah - 20/08/2009 14:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a video of myself filmed last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming, "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA" while naked. FML

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Intoxicunt 5

Thursday 20 August 2009 20:16

Video or it didn't happen.

cLaAaNdEsTiNe 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 20:16

bwahaha did you meet Aslan?

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cupcakejaws 5

Thursday 22 July 2010 5:13

i laughed so freakin hard at this!

osirisfrost 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 21:39

you're my hero

sucks4u918 4

Thursday 29 July 2010 5:17

this is one of the best fmls ever. I laugh out loud every time I read it :D

MelzTheNinja 0

Friday 6 August 2010 11:16

How is this an FML? It's legendary. xD

mikethemuffin 0

Monday 9 August 2010 5:51

I want what he had

patfellover 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 3:48

AHAHA WIN

megitts 0

Monday 6 September 2010 16:34

if you don't put cloths on you might be chillie when you get there

020266t 5

Sunday 19 September 2010 14:08

nice

Chipaway 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 13:23

I've heard peoples stories about doing dumb things when they're drunk but this... is legendary! xD

jagd 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 10:50

did ya have goat sex with mr tumnas

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