Miscellaneous: Today, I saw a video of myself filmed last night, hammered, climbing... - FML

By ShiriSarah - 20/08/2009 14:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a video of myself filmed last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming, "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA" while naked. FML

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Intoxicunt 5

Thursday 20 August 2009 20:16

Video or it didn't happen.

cLaAaNdEsTiNe 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 20:16

bwahaha did you meet Aslan?

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coolbeans1494 3

Friday 17 June 2011 22:19

One of the best FML's I have ever seen. Made ma laugh so hard I nearly passed out.

krissybear13 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 10:21

Omg that's freaking hilarious thanks for the laugh

beastvm 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 2:26

That.....is.......awsome!!!! I would very much enjoy a night out with you. Id be the chick branishing a stick yelling EXPECTO PATRONUM!!!!!

38alyssa25 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 12:22

why is everyone actin so innocent? u know you guys have had times a lil this ;)

Give_Linux_A_Go 28

Saturday 16 July 2011 21:29

you didn't try to make a harry potter reference? I am disappoint -_-

pink_raindrops 26

Sunday 17 July 2011 5:57

There's always one crazy drunk chick at every party.

cartoonluver 10

Sunday 17 July 2011 20:05

this is pretty funny

Kaap27 6

Tuesday 19 July 2011 6:30

HA funny XD

badactor009 0

Monday 25 July 2011 3:48

we all have our moments.

xocutexofunnyxo 5

Friday 29 July 2011 2:28

dang lol

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