Love: Today, I said goodbye to the girl of my dreams. We'd been together...

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By sadlife - 18/02/2016 09:15 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I said goodbye to the girl of my dreams. We'd been together for more than 4 years. She's moving half-way around the world for her dream job. It hurts. It just hurts. FML

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