Today, I rode my new motorcycle to work for the first time. As I accelerated, I felt a sharp pain in my neck. Apparently, poisonous spiders can actually get trapped inside motorbike helmets. Duly noted. FML
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Hey OP here, thanks for all the support guys. Luckily I didn't get into an accident. I was able to come out of the whole incident without a scratch but a massive itchy red welt. The doctor said I'll be fine in a few days time. :)
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DarkSmoke591 21
My first thought was Spider-Man
junkman6 22
Obvious solution. Soak your helmet in raid before you ride, every time.
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Comments (98)
demonfacee 14
Yeah, you might wanna keep spiders from getting in your helmet.
Skinyrd 17
Slayer
imbatmanfir 15
That bites.
LEGATE_LANIUS 25
Ouch man at least you didn't get hit by a car
THEDARKLORDOFALL 17
Hard luck mate
macen12345 4
I was bitten in the eye by a spider while riding my dirtbike. The worst part was seeing him on my eye ?
The_4th_Doctor 13
That puts a damper on the new motorbike.
mld4657 28
Ouchies op I hope you're doing okay but maybe you'll get spidermans powers?
tonyfan00 38
Ouch!
CBR600rr_2006 6
That's the real threat of motorcycles
_THINK_ 6
why were you eating spiders? (learn the difference between venemous and poisonous because until then its your fault for eating spiders.
BigMeepers 20
What gave you the idea he was eating spiders?
MzZombicidal 36
What did you even read, #58?
Dt33345 13
Guys... He is talking about the difference between poisonous and venomous. They did read the FML and were just pointing out the mixup between words.