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By Anonymous - 02/04/2016 04:22 - United States - Windsor Heights

Today, I received a call saying that I was hired for my dream job. I called my family and friends and posted on Facebook the good news. Six hours later I got another call from the job with the guy hysterically laughing, screaming "April Fools!", and hanging up on me. FML

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